Thursday, June 30, 2005

Quote Of The Day - Thursday

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'" – Jerry Seinfeld


Blogger HayWire said...

I used to be in the US army... aside from my trusty M-4, one of the handiest tools that I had was one of those Swiss-Army knives.
Maybe the Swiss military is on to something......

7/03/2005 11:58:00 AM  

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